As Microsoft announced that idiots can now Skype you straight from their email, your chances of being unbothered by their nonsense dwindled from slim to zero.
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Advances in technology are all about connecting people. Specifically, connecting you with people you’d rather avoid.
“If you have a computer there are now 5,695,593 separate means by which people can badger you... More at The Daily Mash.
Funny, but with more than a hint of truth.